Total Medals Earned: 382 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,370 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Gain at least 500 points
Gain at least 1000 points
Gain at least 2000 points
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (40/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Detect la Poirot!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.